My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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