: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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