I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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