wat bout pragnant strippers??
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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