Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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