best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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