problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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