dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
its liver damage thursday
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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