I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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