Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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