i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
