PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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