just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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