Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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