I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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