Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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