well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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