Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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