Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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