The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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