what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So squirting runs in the family.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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