I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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