singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Naked. naked and bneed help.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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