I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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