Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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