That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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