I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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