i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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