Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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