Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I wish my penis had an off switch
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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