You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
50% drunk capacity currently
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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