Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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