Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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