Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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