If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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