This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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