you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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