i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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