No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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