New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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