I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So squirting runs in the family.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
