Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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