Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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