Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Randomize
