On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
me + whiskey = a bad person
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
