I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
