It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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