Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I wear drunk well.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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