Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So squirting runs in the family.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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