he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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